Know any good Arab jokes?

Yes, I know, dangerous territory. No one likes beating the underdog… but comedian Russel Peters does not mind. He also has a point.

A little R rated but funny.

Jews and Muslims

Feels dangerous to even write that heading. So I don’t know how David Baddiel could write such a sharp and funny comedy like The Infidel. The 2 year old movie talks about a Muslim man living in London’s East End who discovers one day that he was adopted… and his birth parents were Jewish, which somehow really makes him one too. So he tries to become a Jew, or his understanding of it, and that is where the the constant humor lies. Many laugh out loud scenes — a woman hip hopping in an abaya comes to mind.

It talks about all the stereotypes each religion faces in an easy but direct way and how, an ending we see coming, we’re not really that different after all. I don’t know why IMDB does not give it a better rating but it is terrific and definitely worth a watch.

 

Funny Valentine’s Day comics

Valentine’s Day Special 6/8

Enough of the love sap. This is how Valentine’s Day really works. Some funny, little disturbing, and painfully true comics can illustrate. Click the image to go to source.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Creepy Pickup Lines

Valentine’s Day Special 2/8

Since the most search engine popular post I ever did was Creepy ways to say I love you, I thought to add more love to this most joyous time of of the year. All thanks to the incredibly sharp, funny, crazy-fast, and R rated Louis Virtel. You’d definitely want to check him out but NOT with your parents. Better yet, don’t even think about them.

Here are some creepy pickup lines.

 

1. Guess where I’m not ticklish.

2. You don’t know about Megan’s Law, do you?

3. If you say anything back to me you submit to role playing!

4. Is that nothing in your pocket or are you just poor.

5. You’re so sweet you give me diabetes.

6. Heaven must be missing an angel… so I’m going to kill you.

7. What are you willing to strap on yourself?

8. You’d be hotter full of wounds.

9. If you look deep into my eyes you can tell my entire family is dead.

10. I’m rusty but ultimately as loving as the razor blade I shoved in your dessert.

11. I could just drink you up, before I throw you through my coffee table.

12. My old face would have smiled at you.

13. I have a web series.

 

Why Facebook SUCKS

I’m not just venting against the mass-hysteria-for-the-new-cool that is Facebook. No, now there are actual reasons to despise it.

A poll by Macmillan Cancer Support found that the average young adult has 237 Facebook friends, but only two they could turn to for real support.

Kindly read the following as you play You’ve Got a Friend In Me in your mind.

The survey of 1,000 people aged 18 to 35 found that two-thirds of respondents said they had two or fewer really close friends. It also found that one in eight (13%) admitted they did not have even a single person they considered to be a good enough friend to rely on if life got very hard. Men (16%) were more likely than women (12%) to have no one to turn to.

SEEE, I was right all along! In your face to the skeptics who doubted us skeptics.

Now for my rant worded perfectly by Nerimon instead.

Jon Stewart likes Republicans too

Since you will draw this conclusion yourself, I will make it clear:

VOTE RON PAUL 2012! 

Seriously, he is the ideal man in almost every way possible. [I know the situation is bad for him  now, though.]

 

 

Here is why even Jon Stewart likes this Republican

And here is Jon talking with Bill O’Reilly like you’ve never seen him before! Nice!