Know any good Arab jokes?

Yes, I know, dangerous territory. No one likes beating the underdog… but comedian Russel Peters does not mind. He also has a point.

A little R rated but funny.

Funny Valentine’s Day comics

Valentine’s Day Special 6/8

Enough of the love sap. This is how Valentine’s Day really works. Some funny, little disturbing, and painfully true comics can illustrate. Click the image to go to source.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Creepy Pickup Lines

Valentine’s Day Special 2/8

Since the most search engine popular post I ever did was Creepy ways to say I love you, I thought to add more love to this most joyous time of of the year. All thanks to the incredibly sharp, funny, crazy-fast, and R rated Louis Virtel. You’d definitely want to check him out but NOT with your parents. Better yet, don’t even think about them.

Here are some creepy pickup lines.

 

1. Guess where I’m not ticklish.

2. You don’t know about Megan’s Law, do you?

3. If you say anything back to me you submit to role playing!

4. Is that nothing in your pocket or are you just poor.

5. You’re so sweet you give me diabetes.

6. Heaven must be missing an angel… so I’m going to kill you.

7. What are you willing to strap on yourself?

8. You’d be hotter full of wounds.

9. If you look deep into my eyes you can tell my entire family is dead.

10. I’m rusty but ultimately as loving as the razor blade I shoved in your dessert.

11. I could just drink you up, before I throw you through my coffee table.

12. My old face would have smiled at you.

13. I have a web series.

 

Fighting graffiti with graffiti

It’s always fun to fight as dirty as they make it, like fire with fire, molar for molar, punch with with swift punches below the belt… you get the drift. But its even better when you can make it funny. The graffiti below may prove my point.

But before that, did you know that there are things like comment-coups? At least that’s what I like to call them. People are hired to spam you with disruptive hate comments on forums, blogs, newspaper/amazon/review websites, if you speak out against major interest like corporate taxation, banks, global warming, public health, so on. The difference here is they don’t just type drivel, they pretend to be ordinary ‘outraged’ citizens when they are really just a bunch of guys at a PR firm somewhere. Interesting.

Now, to begin the graffiti wars. Clever responses to some not-so-clever graffiti. Source is here.

Creepy ways to say I Love You

Some suggestions when a simple I Love You just doesn’t cut it.

Disclaimer: At your own risk. 

[Click the image to go to its source.]

Now that's true love!